Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
![A screenshot of text, which reads: "Trump has become an unfortunate statistical outlier in the nation's 247-year history, comparable only to 'Spiders Georg,' a fictional person dreamed up by a Tumblr user who 'lives in cave & eats over 10,000 [spiders] each day' and is solely responsible for upping the average number of spiders eaten by each person per year."](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1a6b8186061832a5987851ed485c685/d93dd066f518b5ca-ec/s1280x1920/4d35741f79147b0984d2e50e7c06f45a5a404f99.png)
The little directional nose and skinny legs get me. What a horrifying little charmer. I like him well.
Waow taht is a creachur
that is one of the most animals
well that certainly is a Thing
Well, It's That
If I saw one of these in a sci-fi or fantasy movie I would just accept them as a made up part of the fantasy without question. The possibility of them being a real thing would never even enter my head
good news! it's real and it's a black and rufous elephant shrew and it's god's gift to your dashboard
@stvksn on ig
i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him
is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.
a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.
Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.
if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom
if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment